Lair of the Social Leper

I made my papa so proud just before they left: I asked him to teach me how to tie a tie. I'm getting pretty good at it, although I am having troubles w/ the length, I'm getting the little knot thing down. *is proud of self* I also think I really like the look of the 'cravat' on me; it's tres sophisticated.

My streak of pissing off people has not ended. No, I managed to piss off my cat. I have no clue how. I've been loving and sweet and waking up early just to feed her and everything. I even cleaned her catbox. But noooo, she hates me and wants nothing to do w/ me unless it involves her claws and my tender flesh.

In other news, it appears I have a new betaee! Woohoo! I <3 betaing, but I've been having a string of bad luck lately. Now I have even more stories to make bleed lovingly beta. Thanks therealmccoy1!!!

Oh look! Sassy's paying attention to me! You know what this means, right? Yup, she thinks it's lunch time and that I should feed her. As soon as I bend to her will, however, she will cease all contact w/ me until she again needs me. I think she blames me from the sudden and mysterious disappearance of her parents (who won't be back for 2.5 whole days *woe*).

W00t! Counting today, there are only FIVE more days until I am whisked away to NYC!! FIVE! I'm actually more excited about being w/ my Pheny than I am about going to New York. I miss her. :( :( :( I still can't wait to see New York, though. NEW YORK!!!

If anyone has any suggestions of things to do in NYC, lemme know!

I shall sign off before I get arrested for blatant abuse of exclamation points.

~e! (who only used 15 exclamation points)